So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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