Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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