her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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