how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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