he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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