He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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