I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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