I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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