I heard we made out
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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