i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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