At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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