Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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