I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
More tranny stories later!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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