Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you told grandpa to call you daddy
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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