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(419): View more from Ohio

So i had sex for a couple seconds last night

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(206): View more from Washington

She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant

(360): View more from Washington

At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint

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(302): View more from Delaware

I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.

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(914): View more from New York

What are you wearing tonight?

(510): View more from California

The colors of the winddddddd

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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.

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(714): View more from California

Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers

(1-714): View more from California

One time!! I like sex and food....

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