walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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