So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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