Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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