I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
This is classic penis vs brain.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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