Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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