a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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