We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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