It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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