I've blown a few things in my day
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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