C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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