it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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