You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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