Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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