I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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