Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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