But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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