if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
They have beer where we have blood.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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