Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My bed smells like the plague
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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