i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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