i think my mom watched the whole time
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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