Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
