The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Success! We fucked roommates!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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