VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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