Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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