Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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