bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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