I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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