so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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