Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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