It's Friday. Sex?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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