just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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