omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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