i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
they need to just BURY HIM!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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