Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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