So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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