scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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