I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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