He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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