I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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