Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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