Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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