i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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