I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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