Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
