break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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